One Of The Nine

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

(Source: yeahniall)

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

My Modus Operandi when entering a new fandom (reading fanfictions)

Fase 1: I have to caught up so I read absolutely anything with my OTP in it.

No matter how well written, how short, how OOC, how happy a fic is or its warnings. And, most importantly, everything I start reading, I have to finish no matter if I don’t like it!

The only thing I actually avoid in this fase are WIP and, recently, fics in my own language.

Fase 2: When the novelty starts to wear off, I get picky.

Rape? Nope. Angst? Nope. Adventurous? Nope (I’m more interested in romantic one). Only 3000 words? Nope. WIP? Definitely no. I don’t like that kink. I don’t like this summary. If I start something and then I don’t like it, I don’t feel bad to not finish it. I can live without knowing the ending. This is too OOC. This is not well written. Why would you spell their name like that?

I read only the one who cacth my interest.

Fase 3: Now that I read everything that interested me, I start giving the others I snobbed before a chance.

Angst? Doens’t mean it’ll have no happy ending. Rape? I can handle it as long it’s not one of my OTP who rape the other. I should give this kink a chance. It’s only 3000 words, but it could still be awesome! WIP? It’s a year old like this but it could still happen! Sad ending? …let’s try…  Summary means nothing, how many times I liked a fic with a “boring” summary? 

I still stop reading after a while if I ended up not liking the fic or if I realize  it’s too bad written. 

Fase 4: A new fandom has caught my sight but I don’t want to cheat the one I’m in it currently. So I kinda read for both.

Especially the old ones that I loved, hoping to rekindle my faithfull and undivided love for it. And a few of the new fandom telling me it means nothing, I’m just curious.

It usually doesn’t work and I ended up feeling guilty.

Fase 5: Full immersion, guilty-free, in the new fandom. Fase 1 here I go!!

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

(Source: inkse)